Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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