i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
3 2 1 whiskey
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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