ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Damn victory sex feels great
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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