He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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