yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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