she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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