Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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