I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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