is your mom at the bar?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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