He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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