remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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