Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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