ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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