why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃