Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.