But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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