i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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