New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
