i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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