Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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