Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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