it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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