It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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