Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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