actually, I'm a sock model
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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