Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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