I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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