Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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