Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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