I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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