I wanna bring you to show and tell
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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