Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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