I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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