She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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