This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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