haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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