he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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