No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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