Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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