It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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