ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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