i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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