Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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