there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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