I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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