I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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