i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
