Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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