this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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