Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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