love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog