Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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