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  I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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  More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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  I wish i could be there for it

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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

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• (516): View more from New York

  As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...

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