I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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