I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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