Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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