If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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